I am a Pennsylvania resident and the amount of denial and angst from the Joe Paterno faithful is truly sad and frustrating. Even during a local political campaign I heard some voters inquire if Candidate X had made any statements against Joe Paterno and/or Penn State. As if Paterno is the real victim in all of…

Jesus fucking Christ. Now Im speaking as someone who has never witnessed something like that but the idea that SIX FUCKING PEOPLE SAW A MAN MOLEST A CHILD AND DID LITERALLY NOTHING just shatters any faith I had in the goodness of man. I kind of want JoPa to get another statue just so everyone can desecrate it

Tells everyone at the office the next day: “it was the most exciting sporting event he’s ever been to”.

You forgot the Wizards finding themselves dipping under .500 once again.

I don’t think anybody hates the Caps more than Caps’ fans right now.

The Penguins will migrate south on Saturday for a potentially clinching Game 5.

As a M’s fan I remain cautiously, skeptically, nervously, and tentatively optimistic.

“You mean the basketball ring?”

“What’s that stuff he’s doing near the rim?”

P-Bev should’ve bought the kid a Warriors jersey to fully live out a fantasy.

Tangentially related:

Clearly you’ve never locked eyes with yourself in the mirror while flergin’ it.

“But, anyway, to hell with Georgia.”

Agreed.

That guy should look her dead in the eyes next time she has a hot dog and ask: “why do you put mayo on your sandwich?”

Every day, my wife asks me my opinion on something, and then I offer it, and then she blithely rejects it. If I endorse an idea, that is PROOF that the idea is unsound.

To the guy whose fiancee puts mayonnaise on hot dogs:

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

Kristen, Christin, Khristin, Qristin, Christyn, Khristin, Kristinn, Kristin, Christen, Krysstin, Kriston....this took me 15 seconds.

He’d be a hall of fame batter with .500 on the there/their/they’re issue.

ASU SORORITY GIRL: Okay, girls! Say “Cheese!” on three!