I thought that was a hair clip with a measuring spoon built in for when you have long hair and an emergency need for a measuring spoon arises. 

I thought that was a hair clip with a measuring spoon built in for when you have long hair and an emergency need for…

Boomer: “Toughen up, snowflake.”

There’s a hole in that shower, dear Jolie, dear Jolie. 

There’s a hole in that shower, dear Jolie, dear Jolie. 

Once over dust...

I like to very ironically act like a jerk, with very exaggerated wording and facial expressions. Inject some humor into the conversation. Usually works for me. 

beerkake

Wow I didn’t realize this was actually a remake of .hack. 

I saw the trailer for that with my wife. Immediately afterward we both looked at each other and said “what the fuck”

The white keycaps are not on sale and are pre-order only.

The white keycaps are not on sale and are pre-order only.

Semi-serious question, since “tako” is both in katakana and hiragana, does that mean they do octopus tacos?

My totally not-racist US History teacher:

Oh my Lord. I didn’t think I’d live to see the day I saw a Judge Trudy reference out in the wild. I even said it in her accent.

Oh my Lord. I didn’t think I’d live to see the day I saw a Judge Trudy reference out in the wild. I even said it in…

(note: after writing this I realized this is more of the “worst meal” I’ve had rather than the “saddest meal” — I’ll let you be the judge)

I hope you’re not saying mayo is bad, because I will find you and I will kill you.

Plus she has a nice face so there’s that

Slime Rancher is a popular new Steam game where you adventure around, vacuum up smiley little slime creatures, plop them in a cage, and harvest their, um, poop.

That blouse is pretty neat. It kinda looks like a cross between a sheer, silky blouse with a track suit jacket.

Doo doo doo-doo doo-doo

Did someone say Poring?!

Gimme 60 fps and an overworld where I can actually make out faces, and completely redone music and I’m good.