holy shit. I thought FF8 was my favorite (seen through the rosy lenses of my youth) but this was hilarious. gimme a minute to unsoil myself.

way to bruin things

This is Jezebel, where the writing is shit but your opinion is still wrong.

Straight from Amazon Reviews:

Straight from Amazon Reviews:

I recently discovered this artist and I’m in love with her music. Pretty chill.

Frustration is damn right. The relapse of personalities in each kid was dumbfounding. It’s like no one ever learns their lesson.

Guess I’m the only one who found cleaning a ball mouse extremely satisfying.

Level design looks similar in style to Door Kickers: Action Squad

I’m guessing Sekiro’s best ninja tool might be a humble ubrella...

Really it should be between Destiny and Division, since those other two hhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Doing God’s work I see.

Back in the late seventies I was visiting in August, a pretty busy time.

Ahh, vehicle-related deaths. The new weapon of mass destruction.

Or legendary?

I own a few guns. One was a DDM4-V11 that I got with my first tax refund as an adult, one is a P226 that my brother gave me for my birthday and I also have an XD that I got to conceal while in my home state. I tricked out my XD with a red dot and plan on slapping a compensator on it eventually, and every time I look…

Who else was low-key looking for their character name? I was disappointed.

The Division 2, an apolitical game about amassing purple quality backpacks

I’m not fat it’s my alcohol stores

More or less.

The gunblades from FF8 weren’t meant to shoot anything out. The explosion caused by shooting the round (blank?) caused vibrations in the blade, making it more effective at cutting.