He should dump everything we’ve got on Putin and start a cyberwar with Russia on Jan. 1. Give it a few weeks to get ramped up and the country to realize we are, in fact, at war with them, then check out and let Trump deal with the fallout.

“The House is currently a complete circus a manifestation of the Constitution's rural bias."

I don’t get DiCaprio. At all. While he’s by no means a terrible actor, the blowjobs he receives from (mostly male) critics just mystify me. And then there’s the endless profiles insisting this beady-eyed, bloated manchild is hot? PS, Titanic sucked.