Some people need more help than just an arrow.

Fail Rated.

It’s a Jeep thing.™

Those are JL Welds.

Braiiiiiins Waaaaarranty

Neutral: How Does Ford Bounce Back?

Cross-cab for sure

Thanks I already have one - it is my wife’s daily driver. She hauls kids and a big dog and wants a performance car with a stick. Porsche Cayenne GTS is the only answer.

BOO THIS MAN

Ahha the matching scrotum for the cocks that drive these things. 

Reverse: All Hail Honda

Negative equity rollover

When you don’t have any money to go out and do fun stuff, you stay inside and do fun stuff.  

I think we owe close to $10,000 on the car

This joke is never going to take off. 

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

[fills in “rant against free-standing infotainment screens” on Jalopnik bingo card]

I thought the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Something to note with the iPhone Upgrade Program that I didnt see mentioned in the article; when you get a new phone under the plan you pay the taxes up front.