Nope. My shop’s next to the docks in SoCal where every Hyundai, BMW, Jag, Mini, Rover, Kia for the western US disembarks. It’s also where the magazine and company folks “pick up” cars for early evaluation— pre-release. So you see a lotta stuff, usually in camo, on the side streets.

I wonder if the A/C vents inside are fake too. That would be hilarious.

Great. Jesse will have to overnight parts from Japan and Germany now.

The last time I reached in the VAG parts bin I got slapped. 

I miss having an old shitty car people hate riding in, it’s the best excuse to not waste gas on them and their poor opinions.

My Volvo is at least 25% parts recycled from other Volvos in scrapyards.

hmmmm

When I saw the title ‘Fuck Scooters’ I thought this article was going to be about a whole new type of scooter.

1st Gear: Nobody Wants The Auto Tariffs

Why do you put 191,000 miles on a car like a Viper?

I’ll buy it as it sits. If anyone sees that thing, send them my email.

I guess the name, “Mission-E,” was Taycan.

It is a volume knob.

This might sound like a crazy theory, but I always assumed the Virage simply became the facelifted DB9 (aside from some suspension or drivetrain tuning).

There’s a huge difference between “Jeep wave” and “desperately trying to flag someone down because my Jeep broke down again”.

Aston Martin is the “Jack Johnson song” of automakers. I can’t tell one from the next, but I like them all.

“Environmental Protection Agency”

“just unstoppable on a snowy road.”

It’s got its good moments, but this looks like a Ferrari lobster pooping out a smaller Ferrari.