Well in the dealership’s defense, she was buying a Fiat. Good enough reason as any to check for a human brain.

Dakotas, ranked:

Very curious why this is a “poser” wagon and not a “good, usable” wagon.

Eh. Depends on what “best” means.

The best generation of Camero is from 2003-2009.

I mean, what is it supposed to do? Mercedes isn’t really any better.

OK, this settles it. Lincoln just needs to be the American Land Rover. Just give up sedans and go all-in on SUVs. It’s their strength. Ford doesn’t have a sedan platform worthy of a luxury car anyway. They do, however, have a new Bronco coming out that may look good in these clothes.

Because most people don’t give a shit. And I understand why. Cars are expensive, their reliability is always overrated, and for the most part they should just be treated as tools that you throw away when they’re used up. Now, this goes against the Jalop mindset, but I believe these cars have a place. Like the minivan,…

With a proper set of tires, I think this car would go 99.999% of places you need....same with the 4Runner.

Did you hear she’s got it going on?

But are you Stacy’s mom?

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.

Should have just gone with a turbo:

Edit to my first post:

A gaggle of geese.

EXCLUSIVE SPY SHOT: DEVELOPMENT MULE SPOTTED!!!

I mean, its basically a 1 of 1.... Only 1 made in this color, with this interior, with this transmission, with this weird screw in the trunk, made by Bob on Line #3 that week he had the flu and shipped in the semi-truck by that guy who turned out to be a pedophile and sold in the state of Texas!

It’s RARE!

It could maybe work, if it was all blue.

I could fix this car. It’d be a four-door, sporty hatch.