That would make our president a democrat.

Second prize is two medium Domino’s pizzas.

“If you have small children with you, protect them by picking them up so they won’t panic and run.”

As an older person, I can confirm: this is all really good advice. 

I’m already over here in the pedantry corner and the failure to capitalize the first word of your sentence denies you entry.

I don’t know that it’s stupid so much as implausible, improbable, and probably impossible in our health care industry’s current climate of advanced greed. One of the immediate consequences of your, um...opinion, would be that poor people would get poor health care because the companies providing the health care would…

It’d really interesting how the tone of the articles about Facebook falling afoul of Apple’s policies is a great deal more shitstirring than the Google version. Apple is accused of foisting this on young people and stealing their naked pictures but Google is described in much more friendly terms even though they’re…

That’s a really naive list but HTML...jesus, that’s hilarious.

They’re “christians” and homophobes, so it’s a good bet they hate you back, Mr. Negro. Fuck them and their bigoted torture-chicken.

Ugh. Thanks for the warning.

Because she’s a dipshit. Seriously, stupid people with power don’t plan or use their resources to fuck with people. She knows the cop way of doing things, barge in hollering and wave a gun around. Subtlety is the realm of the psychopath, not the fuckup.

“I have not seen Bohemian Rhapsody, but...” everything you’re about to say is biased conjecture. Not that this “news” site has much credibility left but you understand this kind of amateur journalism destroys what little you have? Only the very young and inexperienced can be that confident in their ignorance and that…

Fuckups gonna fuckup.

Real reason is that she is white and a cop and she thought she could get away with killing someone that pissed her off. This is cop 101, so she must be a real fuck up because competent cops do this all the time and have no repercussions.

I’m working on a punk version of “Does Your Mother Know”.

“Let none of that pay you any mind.”

How many of these articles have I seen over the years? “Here’s the BEST way to cook a steak, put in a pan for three minutes...” as if you know how hot my pan is, how thick my steak is, how dense the meat is, what the ratio of fat to meat to connective tissue is, whether it has a bone, etc. etc. etc.

Mining for a race controversy? You say that like you think anyone with open eyes has to look hard at all to find multiple daily examples. In the meantime, you were somehow able to not see the thing that was there, twice, and write a three paragraph essay to demonstrate what racism looks like in America today.

You’d like to think there’s a rational reason, wouldn’t you? But there isn’t. He’s just another piece of shit toeing his party line.

The thing is, by needing to synthesize duplicates of foods they don’t eat for philosophical reason makes it seem like vegans and vegetarians don’t really want to be vegans and vegetarians. I eat vegan or vegetarian every meal. IOW, I like vegetables. I also eat meat with them sometimes. But I don’t feel the need to…