LOL, I’ll be close to 70 in ten years. I’ll ask my friends if me not caring whether they bring someone along when I invite them for a drink has challenged our relationship at all over the last few decades. Really once you grow up it’s not an issue.

We all have our crutches to bear.

I guess a social event with a formal invitation is the very epitome of explicit expectations. They conveniently say who is invited and what the circumstances are. So while I agree with what you said, I think it’s also obvious. Someone who is told the parameters and chooses to ignore or defy them is a different kind of…

Sheldon?

Or you could realize that this stems from your personal insecurities and work on those instead of blaming others for not meeting your unspoken expectations. If you expect one on one time with someone, say so. “But if I say what I want then I look like a control freak.” Yes, because that’s exactly what you are doing. A…

It’s official.

You really can’t see the intersection of the two groups “bears” and “Subarus” in Colorado with its cold snowy winters and large urban areas in close proximity to wildlife habitat?

“When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men in a society, over the course of time they create for themselves a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it.”

It’s gonna work great because Harley dealers are mostly t-shirt and gift shops for tourists now anyway.

12 second autoplay unskippable ad for a 30 second video, of which 12 seconds is relevant. Come on.

As long as they’re not gay.

I always wondered what those tiny towels were for. Can you explain their use?

What’s a great deal more entertaining is when the inhabitants of the demographic for which this genre of “humor” exists chide each other about their edginess with equally tone deaf screeds. Like a bunch of squirrels screaming “my nuts are better!” at each other.

You’re adults (I assume.) Why do you need a straw? Drink like big boys and girls and do those other three things anyway because your entitled constant plastic use is DESTROYING THE PLANET.

“However, he doesn’t speak English, the Sacramento Bee writes, so he still has no idea why he was attacked.” 

I tried to sell this car’s doppelganger for $500 and got NO takers.

It’s no real mystery. Police are the instrument of privelege. We are taught this from a young age.

So much time, effort and money spent over something that doesn’t exist. It’s monumentally absurd, maddeningly so if you think about it too much. From fan death to bigfoot to ghosts to gods, how much time and resource does the average person spend in their lifetime addressing things no more plausible than would be…

This web site hates mexican food.

I’ll tell you how it’s going to start, too. I was contemplating the other day how when they come to start rounding up my friends because they’re the wrong color or wrong religion, I think I will participate in their defense. However, it will be a short war, because before anyone gets rounded up, the fascists will come…