Wikipedia says: “The Flora colossi are tree-like beings whose language is almost impossible to understand due to the stiffness of their larynges, causing their speech to sound like they are repeating the phrase ‘I am Groot’. 

Your words make me very uncomfortable. Sometimes I get insulted and pissed off. I’m telling you this so you know it’s working. Because if I ask myself why I’m pissed off, the answer is always that my privelege has been challenged in some way by your words. But, biting and hostile as they can be, I have never found…

It should matter, man. You did a good job. Be proud.

Fuck autoplaying commercials in general, and fuck that Dr. Pepper commercial in particular.

Why is it so hard for a theoretical physicist to understand that languages constantly evolve just like the physical world? The word “nice” originally meant “stupid,” then “fine,” and now it means congenial or a little bit better than okay. Every person in history seems to think that language was frozen in place during…

“Sometimes, there’s a man...”

Mjölnir is modern Icelandic. Mjǫllnir in Old Norse. Mjollnir in modern English. Mjølner in modern Danish. Correct pronunciation in which language? I’m so tired of Marvel and video games shitting all over the beautiful Old Norse religion. Doubly tired of smug know it all geeks that read a paragraph in some comic wiki…

Okay, who’s gear are we using? Mine? Nope. I don’t know you; got no idea if you know how to take care of my gear. Yours? I’m not playing through your POS Fender Cybertwin. I’m not playing through your $4K Marshall full stack either. That’s not what I sound like.

What do you do for a living. Do you like to share your “backline?” Fuck that. You think our personal gear is all interchangeable?

As a musician, and frequently one of the four opening acts, this post horrifies me with it’s “I just want to hear what *I* want to hear” entitlement. Please just stay home. The point of many of those types of smaller venues is to promote local music; a thing that is very necessary due to people like yourself who will…

Jethro Tull and Leonard Skinner were definitely real people!

“They also found one person who couldn’t confirm that he had actually heard Pence call his wife ‘Mother,’ but could confirm that it sounded like something he would totally say, because the Pence family reminds him of ‘rural progenitors born in the 1800s,’ which does not seem inaccurate.”

I don’t buy the “costs lives” argument. In Montana throughout most of the winter we went to school in the dark and came home in the dark.

Congratulations on confronting adulthood and making tough choices about how to use your time constructively. 0_0

I can’t say how it benefits you personally, but this kind of thing is invaluable for educating men. And boy do we need to be educated. Patriarchal society basically gives men permission to follow their Dick like a god and meet all its demands. It’s easy to maintain this attitude by living in the male echo chamber…

Clearly he was watching the dipshit pass everyone on the right and planning to nail him.

Beyond common sense I don’t see what impact different levels of pressure would have on knife sharpening. It’s all about the angle.

One savage calls another bloodthirsty. Five o’clock, time to go home.

You let your 14 year old son surf adult web sites? That’s kinda irresponsible, don’t you think?

If you really feel that this level of amatuerish “journalism” justifies you ruining the movie for those who haven’t seen it and destroying the magic those that worked so hard to make it tried to achieve, at the very minimum give a warning. Disrespectful, selfish, reprehensible.