The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

please apologize for this

LeBron James wears 23

That guy was actually his step dad. The kid hadn’t really taken a liking to his new step dad and usually only talked to him in passive aggressive remarks. Step dad thought that a trip to the ball game would change all of that. Kids love sports! But when he got there the kid wasn’t impressed and after every play would…

“I wish I was Steph.”

Dude, please learn what apostrophes do.

God, I'm horny.

Should’ve pointed at Kobe and done a “knee slash” gesture. Would’ve been more accurate AND more beneficial to the Lakers.