But, like, even if they approached Bong Joon-Ho to make the next Transformers...I’d just rather it wouldn’t happen and they did something else.

If I could give one piece of advice to young people it would be “never provide more information than is actually required”. It absolutely should not be that way, but it is. I’ve learned this lesson the hard way in both my personal and professional life. I always strive to tell the truth, and nothing but the truth, but…

I mean Ferb is clearly the brains of the operation but he is not great with the conversation. 

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that someone who was crowned “most fuckable of her barely legal peers” by a bunch of old men was probably not thinking hard about any of the implications involved. 

“Sorry! I should have asked Jeeves about it!” -Ellie Kemper

I really don’t get how a tidier resolution is more satisfying. Erin died because:

The real friends were the residuals we made along the way.

Typo there. You wrote (spoiler) when you meant “a colossal waste of time.”

At least Turtle of Easttown had a happy ending.

Fitting that Johansson spoke up; it is Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month, after all. 

So if this were an 80's cop drama starring oh... let’s say Mel Gibson. It tracks that by about this time he would be taken off the case because, “You’re getting too close to the case Mel! Your work is getting sloppy! And my god! You shouldn’t have beat the hell out of a suspect. He’s lawyering up. YOU’RE OFF THE CASE!…

::awaits Steak-umm take::

Ray Fisher wants to make it really clear that he NEVER wants to work again, doesn’t he?

“Anti-vaxxers don’t listen to the experts. Stay tuned for one of my comedy writers on whether people should get vaccinated.”

Is David ever going to ask about his sister?

You seem pretty damn unable to read.
It's not like I think I should repeat myself, but what the hell. The point that I made is that so far the three female characters on this show - Lenny, Syd and Amy - exist mostly on the sidelines in order to further the character development of the lead. They represent three…

I've always found Coulter to be strangely attractive.

The cuts to Coulter's grim, peculiar face were like those TV commercials for charities for the horribly poor children around the world. Whenever they showed her haggard miserable head I felt a pang in the pit of my stomach and a deep sadness enveloped me. She's so creepy, weird, and disturbing.

Why do the people shrink away? I am baring my teeth in the approved manner, am I not?

Whoa, let's not start calling Larry the Cable Guy a "comedian."