Can you enhance the image for me?

It must be nice to have a go-to buzzword to throw at people when they make fun of someone whose work you enjoy.

Sometimes I even find the time to take everything way too seriously.

Yes, I'm full of rage. In fact, all of this discussion is taking up valuable time I could be using to oppress women and fat-shame.

Because everything a woman does — even if it's self-indulgent garbage — demands respect from men. When a man voices an opinion on pop culture created by a woman, it had better be a positive opinion. Preposterous.

People seem to conflate a thing's being "new" with it being "worthwhile". This, of course, is nothing new.

Well, it's nice to know that you're grateful, Faceless Messageboard Denizen.

Watch whatever you like. I'm here to offer my opinion, not defend it.

Yessir, anybody who doesn't like a woman, or makes an aesthetic judgment of a physical characteristic that that very woman goes out of her way to exhibit to the world, is surely some kind of sexist woman-hater.

Would like to hear "Poor Poor Pitiful Me" or "Play It All Night Long"

Why do I get the sense that this is a very unwieldy method of determining this year's songs?

Peter Gabriel, "Games Without Frontiers"

Tom Waits, "Downtown Train"

The Ramones, "The KKK Took My Baby Away"

The Replacements, "Alex Chilton"

Devo, "Gates of Steel"

Talking Heads, "This Must Be The Place"

Warren Zevon, "Play It All Night Long"

Truly this is the chocolate and peanut butter of mediocrity.

"MIXED RESULTS"? You stupid monkey!