Let’s not get carried away. 

I was driving through Baltimore once and decided to get O’s tickets at the last minute.

♪ ♪ Hurry home early

Hey at least Trey Mancini had a bobblehead! (I am looking at it now, it’s on my desk... staring. Judging. Waiting.)

Glad to see the Rooney Rule is working...

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

Jeez louise this news really hits home. How could this happen to such a great guy?

Finding out Keanu Reeves is a genuinely nice guy makes the world seem slightly less shitty.

Alright, we get it. It’s an ESPN metaphor. 

How did I miss this? My first roommate in college was really out there. The worst thing he did was attempt to burn down a church, which resulted in FBI surveillance on our dorm room; the creepiest thing he did was include an entry of “scare people by looking in their windows at night with my Halloween mask on” in a…

Truly the magic of Remembering

Seeing Kevin Pittsnogle makes me immediately think about Taylor Coppenwrath.

Juan Dixon

I was already 20 when Ichiro joined MLB and I think I’d thought I was years past the part of my life where a professional athlete could ever be the kind of immortal, larger-than-life figure that, say, Michael Jordan or Lawrence Taylor or Martina Navratilova had seemed to be when I was a kid. But Ichiro was—and in lots…

Griffey in the dugout to greet Ichiro made me nostalgic for all of the Mariners teams of my youth that always found a way to came up just short.

as if the Lakers season couldn’t get any worse.

This is some serial killer shit

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