Glad to see the Rooney Rule is working...

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

Jeez louise this news really hits home. How could this happen to such a great guy?

Finding out Keanu Reeves is a genuinely nice guy makes the world seem slightly less shitty.

Alright, we get it. It’s an ESPN metaphor. 

How did I miss this? My first roommate in college was really out there. The worst thing he did was attempt to burn down a church, which resulted in FBI surveillance on our dorm room; the creepiest thing he did was include an entry of “scare people by looking in their windows at night with my Halloween mask on” in a…

Truly the magic of Remembering

Seeing Kevin Pittsnogle makes me immediately think about Taylor Coppenwrath.

Juan Dixon

I was already 20 when Ichiro joined MLB and I think I’d thought I was years past the part of my life where a professional athlete could ever be the kind of immortal, larger-than-life figure that, say, Michael Jordan or Lawrence Taylor or Martina Navratilova had seemed to be when I was a kid. But Ichiro was—and in lots…

Griffey in the dugout to greet Ichiro made me nostalgic for all of the Mariners teams of my youth that always found a way to came up just short.

as if the Lakers season couldn’t get any worse.

I missed the part about you eating banquet instead of marie callenders because i was so disgusted with what you’ve become

Nah, I’m Banquet for life. Two of those combined are 700 cal, 48% from fat (38g), 0g trans fat, but still 24% of my daily fiber. https://banquet.com/pot-pies/chicken-pot-pie and look on in horror, but less horror than Marie Callender.

This is some serial killer shit

yes

Just looked up the nutritional facts for one Marie Callenders Chicken Pot Pie and brother, you are eating 1,334.80 calories, 56% percent of which are coming from fat, 82.8 grams. Dieticians will urge you to eat less than 2 grams of Trans fat, you are eating 4. The good news is that you’re consuming 24% of your daily…

yes.

I cannot tell you how many girls have said “nice socks!” to my blue with white polka dot socks.

Chicken pot pies are not bullshit. Sure, if you spent $5 on a Marie Callender one that takes an hour to bake, la de dah mister moneybags, but the real trick here is to get the Banquet chicken pot pies, you know, the ones in the red box that are five for five bucks if not cheaper.