This message could be Big (in) Montana.

Chris Christie: I want a cabinet position, I want security clearance, I want...
DT: You’ll get nothing and like it!

Smails is 1000000000000000000000x more likable than this pigfucker.

*Minor note of contention: it’s Trubinsky.

NE owes AB $5 million on Monday. I’m gonna go ahead and say he plays Sunday afternoon, and they cut him after the game.

imagine being startled awake in the middle of the night to find Tom Coughlin’s face 6 inches from your own

Kirk Cousins...isn’t going to win a game for you.

(seconds later)

...a guy like Cousins... can deliver a win.

Don’t forget the military.

Nail on head. My wife’s dad was a lifelong Ford employee and union guy (who took a retirement package at age fucking 50 in 2006, before the bottom dropped out). Huge Trump guy. Loves him. Says he’s got “brains and balls.” Love love love. He’s gonna fix everything! Everyone else is just a moocher who “didn’t work as…

Yup. The British version is one of the best television series ever (albeit only 14 episodes.) It’s a beautiful/depressing metaphor for America in how the NBC version took the original concept, smashed the ever-loving shit out of it with a big, dumb hammer, and then wrung it out for maximum exposure and profit while…

More like Ian RAT-RAPPORT, amirite?

Jets Junction is a great new feature!

Lewis: “These cowardly young men cut & run from teams, and expect the public never to find the dirty laundry!"

Uh well, since he was a prototypical RPO-type QB (at least at Florida), he could’ve played RB in some capacity, maybe a jet sweep/specialist variation. TE was another position mentioned back in the day, though I’m not sure he does the type of catching required.

Wasn’t it also mentioned several times during his brief NFL stint that coaches had asked him to fill a role other than QB, and he repeatedly refused to do so? Because “God wants me to be an NFL quarterback” or some such idiocy?

That shit is selfish!

The little ascending/descending riffs here are positively triumphant.

Yeesh. For patriots, this must be the worst thing to wake up to on a September 11th EVER.

Doctor: tell me about your diet
Ben: HARF HARF BEN EAT 3 SQUARES
Doctor: ...okay, and what are those meals like?
Ben: HARF HARF BEN LAY 3 MEATBALL-AND-FRENCH-FRY SUBS SIDE BY SIDE TO MAKE SQUARE
Doctor: ...
Ben: HARF THEN BEN EAT SQUARE
Doctor: ...
Ben: 3 TIMES IN ONE DAY HARF HARF

I once watched a news profile of this sawed-off neocon dipshit fawning over A) the troops at Guantanamo and B) Dick Cheney, who Brees described as a “great man.” He’s a deluded, pseudo-christian embarrassment.

I love Drew’s Bob Mould/Sugar/Husker Du fascination. I WANNA GET BAKED AF AND LISTEN TO FLIP YOUR WIG AND MAKE FUN OF RAPISTBERGER WITH YOU, DREW. THANKS FOR LIVING.