oh GOD DAMMIT GRONK IS OPEN!!! FUCKING COMPUTER!!! ARUGHGHGHGHGGU111!!!!

“He’s going to be a great player. As we’ve said from Day One, we’re not rushing him. We don’t have to rush it.”

Funky buttlovins!!!

My brother-in-law (with whom I politically do not see eye-to-eye, to put it politely AF) reposts every video this woman makes. Every one. His Facebook wall is nothing but videos of her, and memes containing grammatical errors. One after the other.

She must be really good at reporting stuff. It’s the only conclusion I…

Everyone describes this in hindsight as “a TD” or “an easy TD pass” and it really wasn’t — there was an Indy defender bearing down on him from the middle of the field. In all likelihood he dropped a 5-7 yard pass that puts NE at the 12.

I made this video 4 years ago. Here’s a “where are they now?”

1. Gone.
2. Gone.
3. Life in prison without parole.
4. Still here! Decided last year’s AFC Championship would be a good time for his only missed PAT attempt in 9 seasons.
5. Still here! Dependable, when he’s not injured or fighting paternity suits.
6. Gone.
7. Was…

“Listening to it with a very critical ear, I think Phil is vastly underappreciated, and part of that is the overreaction to social media,” McManus said. “If you listen to what he said during some of the biggest moments of the season—he was the first one to say if Denver won the Super Bowl, Von Miller would be MVP,…

“Without them, we are going to lose about $70 million in economic benefits,” he said, “It’s good for the city, and this is one of those times when you don’t call their bluff.”

Like a giant cannoli filled with hair.

Everything’s bigger in Texas, including disappointing careers in quarterbacking.

Terminator 2 > The Terminator, right?

Someone who said it much better:

Broken, wildly-different gauges, no pre-game measurements, Colts equipment guys sticking needles into balls after the interception, 4 Colts balls found to be under 12.5 PSI, and you used the word “overwhelming”?

Not just the NFL! Even on this page, we find comments from living, presumably-breathing individuals who, in the face of everything that’s come to light over the past year-and-a-half, still think the balls were under-fucking-inflated, and that this is a justified outcome.

The phone was never requested during the investigation.
The Ravens tipped off the Colts about...what? “Watch out for deflated balls?” Which turned out NOT TO BE DEFLATED?
Tom Brady never called anyone “the deflator.” That was a single text from one equipment guy to the other, 9 months before the game in question. Out of…

“We couldn’t prove anything happened here, but that doesn’t mean something didn’t happen another time, and that you obviously did it!”

Right, except for the whole “total fucking absence of evidence to suggest that ever happened” part. Good on ya for keeping up on this case you’re so resolutely opinionated about.

You’re absolutely right about that. I went and skimmed a few Becketts maybe 2-3 years ago and was astonished at how cards seemed to peak in value right when I was into collecting them. I remember Rickey Henderson’s rookie card being worth $200 in 1991. It’s worth like $12 today.

A friend stole a wheelchair from Disney World back in high school, and somehow, it ended up in the closet of the my last college apartment complex. Comfortable, and great for pranks!