I had a hysterectomy due to fibroids (they thought they might be cancerous because they were so big and weird looking). The multiple doctors I consulted told me that hysterectomy was the best option because my uterus would likely be too thin to safely allow for pregnancy if they just removed the ‘broids. I’ve never…

The Rock absolutely deserves to be paid for promoting on Instagram. He has amassed 105+ million followers and has mastered his social media game.

Right? “Sure Mr. Polanski, you can defend your position. In person. Here in Calfornia.”

Polanski should definitely sue. He’ll be made very welcome when he comes to testify in a California court. We’ll even provide him with room and board.

That is a man right there

I’m confused — did you bang him on a park bench, or refuse to touch him at his grandfather’s funeral?

To differentiate from his other Lamborghini that only takes credit cards?

Yup. I will now be aroused for a week.

Keep being awesome Dwanye.

Sooo...

surely we can think outside of it.

Oh please. For all their complaining, you know damn their heads would explode if they weren’t invited.

So don’t go, sad celebrities. Rihanna’s going to look better than you anyway.

I also enjoyed Littlefingers character 😜

I look forward more to the Met than the Oscars. The Met sounds exactly like the kind of event I would KILL to attend: getting dressed up in painful yet beautiful fashion, where it’s invitation only and you get to walk around, act like you’re better than everyone because you know you are, kiss somebody’s ass then talk…

Seriously. Owning slaves was a choice. Any one of those slave masters could have chosen to set their slaves free because it was the right thing to do. And the US Founding Fathers could have chosen to end slavery when they were writing the Constitution. The topic was extensively discussed. But they chose to continue,…

We’ve already arrived at the jokey part of this administration. “Oh, that Donald, what a scamp, running around with porn ladies!”

The dickweeds who fought tooth-and-nail to keep me from being able to legally marry my partner are the same Bible-thumpers who are now excusing Trump’s NUMEROUS philanderings as, “It…

I think of the product as it’s own separate entity. Movies are made by armies of people. There are a multitude of tiny things each one of those people add into the product to make it unique. It is essentially a child with dozens or hundreds of parents. And those children do not inherit the sins of the parents.

I think this is the first time I’ve ever happened to pop over to Jez just in time for SNS!