I legit said ‘nooooo’ in my head for Khloe.

Maybe she doesn’t want to fix him, maybe she just wants to look at him.

I feel bad for Khloe but...

Didn’t something similar happen when he started dating Khloe? Wasn’t his then-girlfriend pregnant or just had a baby? Dude has a pattern.

Yikes, I’m not sure if I’ve never actually taken a good look at Zuckerberg or if the stress is getting to him. He’s got some full on “sick Victorian child” pallor happening.

Literally all my limbs feel like jello right now and my butt is clenching. Plastic surgery freaks me the fuck out. I got 2 chapters into Stiff by Mary Roach, and could NOT read about the process of a facelift. *Full body cringe zone*

plus, the injections harden, and can be felt under the skin, or if you’re lucky, under a layer of fat.

I can’t fathom getting butt injections. WHY?

I didn’t know about that either, I don’t have an opinion even.

They were injections, not implants. For the record, the only thing a board certified plastic surgeon would inject would be your own fat. And even then, it’s more like it’s strategical poured in. Anything else is illegal because it can kill you. It’s very easy to hit he blood supply by blindly injecting things into…

I’ll allow anyone else to gently correct me if I’m wrong, but I feel relatively safe in asserting that your dislike of Battle of the Bastards places you on island of one, or at least one of Greenland-esque population density. It’s regarded by critics and fans alike as the best in the show’s history, not to mention one…

Spoilers: Final season of GoT will contain at least one giant battle! Shocker!

Spoilers? Were you imagining a diplomatic solution? I don’t see The Night King, Cersai and Dany sitting down to hash this out, UN-style.

What, like it’s hard?

Like, ...no? Who the fuck does this? I think I saw my dad naked once, and that was on accident. Is my family weird? Is it normal for fathers and sons to shower together? Is this why I’m gay?

I don’t think it’s his money, women are just drawn to men with a fat chin and skinny-ass body. It’s irresistable to them! Believe me, I’m a gay man, I know what women want.

Like... I posed this question to a number of people and we all kind of ended up on the same answer; if the media publishes a Stormy-Daniels-received picture of the Little Don, you’re going to click it, right? We all clicked for Anthony Weiner. We’re going to click for the Trump dick pics too. And the pee tape. Who…

Host: I got one question, Donald Jr.: When you and your pops are in the shower, who’s got the bigger package? You know what I’m saying.

i can’t even be mad. i clicked into this article. i read it. i did this to me.