Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

I don’t own firearms or hunt, but I do enjoy fishing. I also have two children who are coming into the age of needing piles upon piles of soccer, tee ball, basketball equipment, sneakers etc. Dick’s is going to get all of that business going forward.

That is the strongest statement that I have EVER seen a business put out, especially considering they are a sporting goods store which ties directly into the outdoors culture. This made me tear up. I’m sure they’ve run the numbers and realized just how devastating this statement could be, but they did it anyway. What…

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

If the pool is that big, why not have an all herpes cast?

shit can get passed on even without visible symptoms

Thank you!! That was not what I was expecting, but it was exactly what I needed.

Did that stylist really think anyone would believe Ryan Seacrest would make sexual moves on a woman?

Or they go with Pratt opening the pod but treat it like the psychological horror film that it should have been.

I wanted to be Ursula but the told me I was the right size but the wrong number of legs. Curse my bipedal self! 

I completely get your point and I agree. But now I’m obsessed with someone walking up to me at a museum and saying “sure, thats a great painting but you should see my watercolor I did of my cat.” then them whipping out the painting from behind there back. +20 points if it’s done with crayola

This just reminds me of the Halloween I got kicked out of the Assisted Living Center because dressing as the Grim Reaper was “inappropriate” and “wrong” and “27 is too old to go trick or treating”

They heard “Chad” and assumed someone was talking about them.

When Megyn Kelly was on Fox, she would sometimes say things that did not mesh at all with the beliefs of the far-right. It was rare, but it happened. And I’d think “Maybe she’s not as bad as we think, she sounded very progressive with that remark? What if she’s tired of regurgitating the party line and we finally see…

There is literally not an ounce of me that is surprised Kelly isn’t nice. She is the opposite of morning tv personality and I’m sure Today can’t really go through another lost anchor right now, but I can’t wait for her to get booted

Megyn Kelly, Dickensian orphanage owner come from Fox to woo us back now that we’ve moved in with nice rich parents at NBC,

comment/username synergy.

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