Sorry, where’s the snark?

I don’t know. This seems completely out of character for these women. They’ve always seemed more like train wrecks than they do ship wrecks.

I don’t have kids, but I kinda want to start posting selfies of me and my wine baby in various stages.

Yes, I feel like I would feel my ass jiggling if I worked out in sweats. It’d be the same as working out without a sports bra. Same with some of the thinner “running tights.” I need compression!

I was not aware of Flea doing a bass only rendition. I wouldn’t imagine that would go over well. I *just* watched the Fergie video and ohhhh boy. She reminds me of a friend of mine who is not a professional singer, but verrrrry much thinks she is. She sings in that same kind of dramatic way. So bad.

I can’t tell you how much the actions of our nation’s teens these past few days have renewed my hope for the future. The kids are all right.

There was a woman at my old gym who had the same workout schedule as me. She’d crank the treadmill speed and incline up, and then hold on to the top of the treadmill for dear life as she ran.

Yes! There’s a guy who occasionally runs in my neighborhood while wearing jeans, and each time I want to call the cops on him because I think he’s just burgled something and is running from the owners.

I’m always waiting for that first lady to put too much of her foot on the front and just full on eat it.

I side-eye the lady at the gym who runs so close to the front of the treadmill that her hips are against the handles and her feet hit the non-moving part EVERY. STEP. It’s loud and strange.

Or the old people that come in in their ironed dockers and dress shirts and loafers.

I bought this weird little pair of capri pants by mistake a few years ago....it was online and they looked like sweatpants in the photo. However, instead of being full length/sweatpant material, they were shorter/t-shirt material. They make me look about a country mile wide but they’re lightweight and not too loose so…

Okay but can we talk semantics? Is it because I am an old that these are yoga pants:

I can’t work out in sweatpants because I like to feel, um, contained while working out, haha. I like the support workout leggings give, especially when doing some higher impact stuff.

There are people I know WAY too much about. A larger size of yoga pants wouldn’t be wrong. No one can see the size when you wear them.

If the very toned gentleman with the amazing calves at my gym can wear shorts so short I am just waiting for a nut to come flying out... then I can wear my spandex and no makeup and no one should say anything

Came here to say the same thing. I don’t even workout (though I should), but I do pace around my house for a myriad of different reasons (that’s a comment for another post) and when I know I’m going to do this I ALWAYS change from my comfy sweatpants to my tighter yoga pants/leggings/etc, because there’s way less…

She’s got it all wrong: Sweatpants are awesome for regular life, but terrible for working out. There’s too much fabric, so increased friction. Plus, when you sweat, they take forever to dry. Sport tights/leggings are the far superior choice for working out, from a practical POV.

There have been so many Great Story, Jeopardy Contestant! stories lately. Alex (who I am beginning to suspect is an android) never knows how to respond so he keeps saying “Good for you!”

My dream was to get on Jeopardy, so I could tell a terrible story, and be on The Soup segment: Great Story Jeopardy Contestant!