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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoner Friend
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It can be rough out here! I hope the rest of your stay goes well. Most of us midwesterners are pleasant and sane, I promise!

This whole post finally motivated me to make an appointment. I’m a terrible snorer and it’s making my husband crazy. I knew I needed to do it but I’ve been putting it off. Thanks, internet!

I saw this headline on FB first and thought it was an Onion article.

Let your salesperson know that you are a novice smoker and they will lead you in the right direction! They’ll probably ask you a few questions regarding your plans and what type of high you’re looking for. I’ve had great experiences at a variety of dispensaries. They’re all different too, so if you’re not liking the

< Insert LC gif > kinja not agreeing with me. Edited after first attempt failed wahhhh

(I shared this downthread but I’m sure it will be stuck in the grays.) This is just a really perfect matchup I wanted everyone to enjoy as much as I did.

I stumbled upon this over the weekend and just felt like sharing with y’all.

I didn’t watch GOT for the first couple years for the same reason. My squeamish trick is to watch with my glasses, and take them off when it starts to get gory :) I suppose this only works if you’re pretty damn blind like myself.

Omg I do the same thing and I definitely thought I was the only crazy one. The hair straightener plagues my anxiety, but this most definitely helps! I also have to do a little dance or shout out in a silly voice that I locked the back door and closed the garage door or else it will haunt me all morning.

I fell for it too. I knew exactly what I was getting into but I’d forgotten about his little limp. Oh! It got me good.

Ugh, I have recurring dreams about tornadoes and it’s weird because I’m not really afraid of storms. The dreams are always different but the same theme - I’m running from the storm, trying to hide, searching for shelter, etc. They are very stressful!!

Exactly what I needed to know, thanks! But omg I’m excited to peel that shit off.

I had never heard of babyfeet before until I saw this thread and literally just ordered off Amazon. If I apply on Tuesday, do you think will my feet look okay for a wedding this weekend? I have some seriously scaly feet.

And purchased at the very last minute.

“some sort of floral “cocktail dress” purchased under duress at a Macy’s after work.”

Yeah, I thought it through a little more after the initial shock to the cancellation of my favorite summer show. I’m going to guess the conduct rules specifically state not to have outright sex in front of everyone. But I feel like there’s been couples who had sex in the pool in previous seasons? Corinne and DeMario

Right?? Even in the “private” hook up bedrooms they have cameras!! Drinking + hooking up is the premise of the show ... ughhh I have been looking forward to this since Nick’s season ended, they can’t take it away!!!

THANK YOU. Glad to know I’m not the only one who does this!  

I used to do that but recently discovered Jockey brand “skimmies” ... super light, breathable, and comfier!

I like the Gold Bond Friction Defense! I buy it at Walgreens, over in one of the pharmacy aisles. And just the standard yellow gold bond packaging :)