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They really were! I read Divergent in a book club. The first book was kind of okay? Like got my interest piqued a little bit? But I can’t help but keep reading things, especially when I start a series. I was just pissed off when I finished Allegiant. It felt so sloppy and hurried, and sorry but I like a happy ending

The books were garbage, especially the third. And then the movies were worse! Went to see Divergent in theatres with a friend and decided to not waste my any more of my time or money after that. Can’t believe they tried to milk two movies out of the third book.

IMDB has a synopsis for every movie, complete with spoilers. :)

Trash TV in it’s purest form.

Flavor of Love was the first real trash reality tv series I ever watched, and I’ve been hooked since.

Omg thank you for this.

This is what I’m always saying. I’m unable to move from my very red state for a number of reasons, but the resistance needs representation in all states! Yeah it sucks living in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere, but some of us have to do it. Least we can do is be a bright blue spot in a sea of red :)

Pennylou posted these yesterday, it’s exactly what the shoot reminded me of - some weird religious aesthetic.

This is exactly what it reminded me of! The floral design is so strange ... I can’t quite decide if I like it but it’s so weird I kind of love it?

Hey, thanks! It’s painfully accurate.

I just got done checking urban dictionary to decipher my niece’s Facebook post and then saw this. Sigh. I’m not *that* old yet ...

“We’ll put a boot in your ass, it’s the American way!!”

Unfortunately, those are indeed the real lyrics.

I watch a shameful amount of foresnsic files, but how do you fall asleep to it between the “GEORGE, WHAT DO I DO WITH AN IDEA FOR MY NEW PRODUCT” and Xarelto commercials?

I scrolled down hoping someone had posted about this! It was perfection and brought me to tears for like the 500th time this week.

My school settled for a FULL day of anti-abortion studies in 8th grade ... all the local 8th graders from surrounding catholic schools came, we sat in pews in the church, and they unleashed all kinds of gory abortion photos and scare tactics on us. We also had to write fucking pro life essays. No need for sex

It’s taking all of my willpower to not put up my new Christmas tree I bought this week!

I accepted my $20 prize for first place in the “Best Pro Life Poster” contest at my Catholic high school.

Between this and the triple date where they all lounged on the hotel bed...so cringe inducing.