Right? Veiny testicles? As someone with testicles, I’m fairly positive that they don’t work like that.

Or dicks, since they’re already long and cylindrical.

“There exists no constituency in favor of sexual harassment, except perhaps among corporate executives who cover for each other.”

but I also want them to act like an adult 

Until it starts to burn you

Also:

I blame House and Rick & Morty. They popularized the whole “People hate me because I’m so smart and right, despite being an asshole” persona, so now dumb assholes assume they’re smart because people hate them for being dumb assholes.

How is the artist’s explanation fundamentally different from the article? All he says is that, while blockchain could have benefits to the future of technology, all it’s currently being used for is to scam people with things like crypto and NFTs (and even then, most NFTs aren’t even using blockchain). The only real…

In Super he’s more of a “Who? Oh, right, that guy.”

I love articles like this. Every time I read them I go “Wait, so I’ve been doing it right this whole time? And everyone else was doing it wrong for no reason?” It really helps my self-esteem.

Exactly. All the positives people say about NFTs are just benefits of blockchain technology, not NFTs themselves.

Thank you! I thought the exact same thing as soon as I saw this story!

$20 an hour

Reminder: Josh Hawley advocated for the insurrection. I haven’t checked, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he was one of the politicians advocating to let those responsible for attacking the Capitol and killing police officers go free without any punishment.

And yet photo mode is a thing in every other game these days.

...the black American flag originated in the civil war and was flown by the Confederates.

I’m disappointed the trailer didn’t end with Ryo saying “I’m looking for some sailors.”

I mean, all hardware is sold at a loss initially. Or game consoles, at least.

I remember an episode of 1000 Ways to Die where a Japanese couple finally worked up the courage to consummate their marriage, and the subsequent exertions and such caused them both to die (from heart attacks/overexertion? I think?).

Have you looked up World’s End Harem? I guess Japan is getting a little more lax.