The thing that Trump doesn’t seem to understand is that the US does not negotiate with terrorists.

They’re in too deep already. Trump could personally, literally kick every single one of his supporters in the bits and they’d still find some way to blame anyone but Glorious Leader.

It sounded like terrible timing/mismanagement on the police force. The little detail of “when the detective returned from scheduled days off” sounds like it might have made the difference. I’m not saying police should never have days off, but they should shelve ongoing investigations because the investigator is on…

They don’t remember that he’s a remorseless cop killer, who happily murders any police officer suspected of corruption?

He’s a slave (Stormtrooper) who leads a rebellion that eventually destroys the plantation (The Death Star) and kills the slavemaster (Kylo Ren).

Cue the jackasses saying “Well, I wouldn’t take it if you paid me!”

It’s like some sort of Lovecraftian monstrosity, where the more you look at it the less you know what it actually is, and it slowly drives you insane. How is it burnt near the edges, yet looks so uncooked? How are there some clearly defined noodles at the top, but underneath looks like mush? How do you even make…

The...FBI? They aren’t the police, you know.

Also, remember when that guy almost shot up the pizza parlor because he genuinely believed that shit?

Hehehe. Huhuhuh. HAHAHAHAHAhahaha! I love it when this happens.

tbh, I don’t think there are many black dudes on the streets doing the Carlton, either.

Saints Row The Third also had a version of this dance included in the game (not available separately for extra cash), but it’s kind of hard to sue THQ now...

Well, I learned something today. Apparently, Saturday Night Live is a news program, one can sue a news program for “unfair coverage,” and one can sue a sketch comedy show for “commercials.”

Any publicity is good publicity, right?

Of course those billions should be applied towards upgrading the infrastructure that’s literally poisoning millions of Americans

“My opinion is that Sony doesn’t really care about this console,”

Inclusiveness is great! 

The “Smockey the Bear” one got me.

Or his official, Presidential challenge coins with ads for his hotels on them.

I’m sure being hooked on phonics is exhausting.