Raisins belong in oatmeal cookies and no. where. else.

...pointing out that it’s tried to contact Valve with this information six separate times, to no avail.

Maybe Japan tightened up its censorship laws?

On at least one occasion I had no idea it was even there. I just saw something was starting to peel, freaked out a bit, then gently removed to find that it was still fine.

Yeah, there’s the good old standbys (the Tomb Raider games, Silent Hill, Resident Evil 2-3, Tony Hawk, SoTN, etc.), but no one seems to be mentioning one of the best games for the system and a stellar example of a game perfectly capturing its source material: Spider-Man.

What the hell is wrong with this guy?

Many of the titles didn’t age well.

The big difference being Nintendo actually looked at their classic system and made sure everything was up to scratch. 

Or lawsuits, or divorces, or affairs with porn stars/russian prostitutes, or failed campaigns for the presidency, or failed business deals, or ties to organized crime, or.....

Oh, good one! You’re doing satire of an idiotic asshat, right?

Can we stop using Crash and Spyro as examples already? We all know why they aren’t on the console, so let’s stop pretending like there was ever any possible chance that they ever would be. Ever.

Hot Take: This is exactly why the PlayStation Classic is actually a great snapshot of what made the PlayStation era what it is. The NES and SNES Classics may have only the best of the games on the console, but in terms of what made up the bulk of the games, it’s a bit disingenuous and only serves to further the…

And why the hell isn’t Chau being held accountable for his own reckless and self-serving behavior?

Will it be better than the Devil May Cry anime “series?” Only time will tell.

If Microsoft got a percentage of each one sold, I can’t see why Nintendo would bother, as opposed to replacing them with other games that they could easily not have to do that for. And besides, we’ve seen these companies do stupider things before, including in terms of leaving money on the table.

“...and the N64 library arguably not even having 15-20 total titles that would be viewed as *classic*...”

Nothing can really disprove that part of the theory. The Sun/Moon games even brought the idea of Human/Pokemon “relations” to the forefront in the demo.

If it were more honest, you’d get $2 dollars for passing Go, there would be no free parking, properties would cost about ten times as much as they used to, every card would require you to pay something, and everyone would be required to complain to each other about how hard it is to play.

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, that stuffed bear abomination is $40?!?!?

I can’t wait for this generation of assholes to die off. Blaming millennials for everything bad in their life, particularly the noncommittal nature of millennials for their own failures (ironically shunting responsibility to others while complaining about those others shunting responsibility). Like, oh, man, I’m so…