You know how you watch a fan film or fan trailer that looks kinda good (but not amazing) and you think “they should just make this into a full movie?” This is what that would be.

Some people are boys.

Trump rounded off the morning’s tweeting by... endorsing Nancy Pelosi.

I’d love to support the original, but I didn’t own a PS4 until well after it was purged from the Earth, and Konami would like to wipe it from our collective memory. #FucKonami

The worst part isn’t that there’s almost no JRPGs.

So whether it’s free-to-play or premium, that remains our north star.

Man, wasn’t it so infuriating how Obama tried to push his agenda past the normal checks and balances of the office of the presidency by using so many executive orders?/sarcasm

I also love how she begs her cohosts to define “assault rifle”.

I’m fine with it, tbh. Sure, I would have like Tomb Raider, Crash, Spyro, Silent Hill(maybe), Spider-Man, Armored Core, and Parasite Eve, but I can understand why some of those wouldn’t be included. And a lot these games, I never played back in the day, but I suppose they are well-regarded. On the other hand, though,…

“mostly of Democratic straight-ticket voters whose ballots erroneously included a vote for Cruz, and one Republican straight ticket voter whose ballot tabulated a vote for O’Rourke.”

Turn it off, wait a while, then turn it back on again. If that doesn’t work, you’ll need a new one.

Mr. President, there’s a package here for you.

Is there any other kind of “unity” in his syphilitic mind?

By “win in the right way,” I think Brzezinski means “nodding politely while someone literally mails you bombs and then pretending like everything is going to go back to normal if you just listen to pedantic TV hosts.”

Have you gone outside? Have you met somebody?

• Coming in as a close second to the former Secretary of State is arguably the best president to ever president, Barack Obama.

Since taking office, Trump has proven that he’s the president of straight white men.

Seriously. One is vandalism, meant to inconvenience a person, the other is attempted murder and terrorism. Not really the same thing.

Exhibit A for the suits who think that “always online” games are a good idea.

“Aren’t I a total mug preordering this? “