Ah sweet. Now I know.

I blame vision for forcing us to see them. Thanks a lot, eyesight.

WURST!

30 songs, essentially 30 dollars on iTunes or the like. Now how on god's green earth did the court decide that 675K is an appropriate punishment for essentially "stealing" (although it isn't) 30 dollars worth of "merchandise"?

It's been happening slowly but surely.

What is a situ, and how do I get in it?

Good. Kid deserved it.

Wait, they make Air Force trainees march?

I get bugged by tags like that, especially YOLO

Oh i'm sorry. In my weary stupor i thought you said anything but terrible.

Molson EX, not regular molson.

They had a speech about a man playing Queen on the ukulele. I was instantly disappointed in ted.

I would have to disagree. Molson EX is terrible, terrible beer. While Something like Smithwicks is delicious.

Obligatory shovel-dick

Actually... that kinda sounds like Valve.

Nothing like the justice system working to put a smile on everyone's face.

Tony Stark would never be caught dead using those ice cubes.

I said zut alors when I was playing cards with my host family in paris once and they laughed at me.

The problem was Giz's obsession with people's idiosyncrasies.

Hey man I did something similar. Fuck the diet police.