I have rephrased your blog post into a series of haikus:

RIP, Mr Perry. Alongside Jordan Catalano and Spike, you leaned on the 90's highschool locker hallway of my heart with the best of them.

No my dude, we’re all allowed to hate whomever we want.  What we do with that hate, that’s where we get into legal murk. 

Goddamn, girl.

An employer paying a female worker less than a male counterpart because they can largely get away with it and it happens to work out better for the bottom line, isn’t any less misogynistic. Sorry to break it to you. These are actual people making production decisions not capitalist drones who don’t know any better.

Me wait ALL YEAR for this moment. ALL YEAR.

I had no trouble replacing the car that somebody sold me with a hole halfway up the gas tank when I was 17 and didn’t know to check.