How about fat and tiny?

And by the looks of his knuckles they are stuck together

“Well shit,” replied the Amish father when asked about the cause of the foul tasting water

Usually takes 20 takes to get it right. Like Bartolo trying to fit into an airplane bathroom these days.

Fredi has taken a General Sherman approach to burning all ties to Atlanta

Or hear

Ugh thanks for bringing my sexual uncertainty to the forefront with that

“Worton had already left in a vehicle with three other people, but police pulled him over and asked him about the assault.”

So Carson will be traveling with Carolina to Santa Clara I presume?

And just north, Shawn Kemp is opening a paternity testing center in Seattle.

I guess the “Sex Sells” rule has run its course with John Clayton. Time for a fresh beef cake.

In that case good coverage tactic in the picture

He never says “god bless you” when someone sneezes- not being rude there just wouldn’t speak in the third person.

They tried to fire him but he fought it

His off the ice stats are likely even more impressive

Well, at least its Minnesota. They have plenty to keep their minds off football there like...the...yea this does really suck.

Gronk prefers to associate with “Star Fuckers”

Carrot Top, still touring, has been able to evade hack charges for years.

Unlike Steve Avery who was boned by actual bones