It was bound to happen. They can't all be Red Weddings and Fields of Fire.

Um, excuse me, they have loincloths and sandals and sweaters now. They're a baseball cap away from looking like a standard Phoenix douchebro in winter.

oh no :(

Selina's clueless "Yeah! Pay him, bitch!" response was beautiful.

Except unlike Robyn, Sue is bloody awesome and I will be extremely disappointed if we don't see her again.

What made that even better was how he sounded almost offended at Amy being described as a "beefy blonde".

Nerps to that. I'm backing Jon H. Ryan!

Self-husbanded dick periscope?

Did you do the survey? The survey is the best bet towards getting it to series.

I do, yeah.

Of course, but trump's dick isn't a body, so it's okay to shame trump's dick.

Last week, Tahani mentioned in that off-hand way of hers that two of the biggest point-gainers that would be impossible for Eleanor to obtain in the afterlife, changing the consciousness of a nation and sacrificing your life for someone else, happened to be things she'd achieved on Earth. So I definitely want to know…

It's not that Jason doesn't know how to shag so much as Janet can't be penetrated by cake or man.

I never watched that show and even I know it was a rent control.

I mean, Janet did say earlier in the season that she liked to celebrate the anniversary of her evolution into new Janets by mashing cake around her face. :D

Or Sonet. :D

It's just a callback to their previous Tony Toni Toné/Yogurt Yoghurt Yogurté joke. I'm just bummed they forgot the exclamation points. It's Tony! Toni! Toné!, damn it. :D

To get to the other side.

^^^ Everyone remember this the next time the copy seems particularly incoherent; that was always Gawker's specialty.

Mere anarchy, more like menarche-y amirite