Caillou has fucking cancer. That’s why he’s bald. I hope you feel bad for making fun of him, you monster.

O GOD

OH that fucking kid. My kids largely hated him anyways.

Are you trying to incite a man to mass murder? Do you know what too many repeated viewings of this whiny bald headed little prick will do to a person? Just how badly do you hate Drew?

i hate that bald little cancer patient

THIS! I’m so glad my son outgrew the Caillou phase.

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