I am troubled that I don't find this the grossest story. What's wrong with me? Am I secretly super mega gross and nothing else comes close? I need counseling!

Every time I post a gross thing people are all "NOT AS GOOD AS THE PUMPKIN SEED STORY," so I got the greenlight to run it again to celebrate 2015!

Hmmm. I'm pretty sure I've read grosser. Seems more like a Stupid College Student story than a Gross-out Story.

Here's my dress!

I'm an ER doc, and I'm guessing that since she had a pelvic fracture, they probably meant that her tight dress served as a de facto pelvic binder. We use them in trauma when suspecting pelvic fractures, not to protect organs, but to protect the blood vessels that travel in that area. Your pelvis can hold a lot of…

Oh my god my mom made a joke over Christmas that her and my stepdad got invited to a swingers club in their town and between that and the bondage thing I think my mom is having way more exciting sex than me and I don't know how to handle this.

Ohhhhhh you get to correct mom :D

Bandage. Because some of the very tight ones look like bandages wrapped around, like a mummy.

BRB, off to get a tight as fuck NYE dress, just as a safety precaution.

Woman says a skin-tight party dress quite literally saved her life

With my 1/8th a MD and I am saying this is technically possible. The physics of injury within a human body definitely can be changed by supportive structures — we use this to our benefit to protect damaged parts with casts and braces, or to prevent injury to joints during exercise. If her dress was as tight as my NYE…

It does make some kind of sense. When I was young, my paramedic-mom told me that every car crash is actually made of 3 separate impacts - the actual impact of the vehicles together, the impact of the body against the car's interior and/or flying objects in the car, and the impact of internal parts of the body against…

"The doctors told me that if I hadn't worn such a tight dress which held in place my bones as the car impacted, I would have most definitely punctured vital organs"

Nope. It happens a lot more frequently than you think. Here are some statistics. http://everytown.org/documents/2014…

But all violent criminals are law-abiding citizens at some point. By definition, you are a non-violent, law-abiding citizen until you commit a violent crime.

In several states, there are now more fun deaths than auto fatalities. Car manufacturers have worked to make their products safer, gun manufacturers work to increase distribution of their product and actively work against any measures that might increase safety.

The only purpose of guns is to cause harm. This is not true of pools or cars so that really doesn't hold up as an argument no matter how often it is trotted out.

Would you, as what seems like a reasonable and responsible person, give up your weapons for a country with significantly less gun violence?

I'll bet she felt safer with that gun in her purse, too.

you're only responsible until you make a mistake. And most of you will make a mistake. It may not end up this badly but you will make a mistake.