It was the dumbest thing because apparently there are smaller speculums available and I made it clear multiple times that I was afraid there might be problems getting it in.

The whole renounce your life and follow me thing is so haaaaaarrrd!

Hmm, was that before or after he said if you see a man with no coat or no food, don't bother feeding or clothing him, just give him some bootstraps so he learns to do it for himself?

Wait, didn't you read that part in the Bible where Jesus told the poor to go fuck themselves instead of all that loaves and fishes nonsense?

Its a way of proving to the rest of the world that they really don't understand the basic tenets of Christianity

Bachmann Teabag Overdrive

Hey, let's leave the people who founded this country out of this latest example of Bachmann's explosive verbal diarrhea. They were Deists, so they nominally believed in God (but did they really, or were they just avoiding the accusations that would come with outright atheism or agnosticism?). Sure, the Founding…

Is she serious? What is it with Christian fundamentalists being so obsessed with the Old Testament? I'd think they would be all about the New Testament. Is Jesus too much of a lefty, with all that sharing and turning the other cheek?

Also lady, why are waxing poetic over our prosperity? Are we forgetting that Jesus said it would be easier for a camel through the eye of the needle than a rich man to enter into heaven? Being rich and powerful on this earth were never the things Jesus had in mind as "blessings" or proof that God approves of us, but -…

I did the classic spit-take. Moses...American? Hahahahhahaaaha.

3 out of 10 made it into laws. Although more work than most congress members, still not a great record.

Sitting, eating lunch, I see the headline and say out loud, "Oh shut the fuck up!" Reading the article only intensified that thought.

And how many of the 613 mitzvot do we follow today, Bachy?

I am a woman who has decided to have nothing to do with my family, and yet my vagina remains. I'm tired of the boy's club and all, but I'm equally tired about hearing how women are strong, intuitive, willing to do anything for their families, generally amazing superhero leaning in intuitive nature goddesses etc.

I'm pretty sure many of us read both. :)

Let me tell you a thing. I've met her on one or more occasion at comic cons and she is absolutely one of the nicest people ever! She's exceptionally kind and very down-to-earth (as you'd hope anyone who creates NSFW autobiographical comics would), and she's super adorable.

Hahaha, I remember George Will's one-man war on jeans. I LOVE that he thinks of himself as a modern Fred Astaire.

Oh my god is this a bar association in Hell?

I've heard him speak, he was paid probably an obscene amount of money to come talk for a charity function for our local bar association. Let that digest.