Plus, and I hate that it's true, but given wages today lots of people working as grocery clerks probably could qualify for food stamps if they applied. Especially those with children. They too could be living high on the food stamp hog they have constructed in their minds.

I've interviewed over a dozen people who check out people who pay with food stamps and all felt people on food stamps ate better

Is there an instagram filter for "smug rapist asshole" or is that actually his natural look?

He is an adult.

Did the shirtless douchebro get a Bieber haircut, or did the Bieber haircut turn him into a shirtless douchebro? A philosophical question for the ages.

I just want to fart on that smarmy, shit-eating face.

Good. Fuck him and his Bieber hair.

Look, I see what you're trying to argue, but you're speaking from a place that is hyperbolic and broadly sweeping. I know porn actors. Some are very much like you say. But many of them? More of them? They love it. They love the hardcore stuff. They love the exhibitionism. Is it for me? Hell no.

Do you honestly think that that's my argument? Seriously.

British Porn:
"You know Margaret, we could do something kinky right now!"
"Yes.... Yes we could."
"Mmmm. But let's not"

Dude, well done. Same scene:
"Why are men so attracted to lesbian porn? It's sex with nothing for them to do. Never mind, I just answered my own question."

"Mainstream" oh, the puns.

And funny how gang bangs, rape fantasies, DP are a-ok!

"Penetration by any object 'associated with violence'"

No, that royally pissed me off. Let's ban male ejaculation while we're at it.

Am I the only one seeing an element of sexism here? Much BDSM is femme-dom, and more than that a bunch of these (face-sitting, female ejaculation being the obvious ones) are focused on female pleasure when it hetero situations. This isn't just about BDSM.

Am I the only one who thinks that banning female ejaculation is the most offensive?

Seriously. The first time I threw up all over a guy's dick and my throat burned for the next day or so I got the impression that this fun, harmless activity should maybe be performed with a bit more caution on his part and a bit less thoughtless enthusiasm on mine.

Facesitting, huh? Face-fucking still encouraged, though, I presume.

Well shit, now they have to re-write the whole fifth season of Downton Abbey.