A spoonful of *mumbles* helps the pony go down...

Is this really worse than the jizz box?

And perhaps doesn't think he's appearing as if he's doing anything wrong. The thing is, the things he's said have been unprofessional and creepy...but. He's probably restraining himself a great deal, choosing his words carefully.

How about porn with actual storytelling?

I think Jaden is slightly on to something. I really think there needs to be education reform. Through all levels of education, from pre-k to college.

I do. Depending.

That's like...one time, I was at a restaurant with my parents and I had a steak. I cleaned the plate, except for the fat. My dad didn't realize, until he put it in his mouth, that it was fat.

PSHD, I'm so down. That'll pair perfectly with my PSL.

Nachos/pretzels, understandable. Some people have put them on popcorn and...it actually sounds appealing. Especially if there's cheese dust on the popcorn.

Speaking of eggs elevating dishes, I refer you to the Sin City Smashburger

I used to work at a local coffee shop that also served sandwiches and salads.

He'll rip your lungs out, Jim! I'd like to meet his tailor.

Blasphemy! Sport peppers are delightful.

You take that back!

You don't do fries in shake/frosty? Omgaw. So good.

Related to chili: coleslaw on chili is amaaaaazing.

As an aside, is this really what printing is becoming? This is fucking font vomit. Including the text of the letter and on the little pointer, I'm counting five fonts per pamphlet.

"I was just tryin' to be edgy, bra. Grow a pair, along with a sense of humor."

Not only did I find it atrocious but the fucking FONT VOMIT is ridiculous. Is this guy fulfilling some kind of quota, that he needs to put at least 5 fonts per pamphlet?