Just like the Ku Klux Klan is perfectly innocuous, right? Just a small minority of people have done the lynching and cross burning, right?

I like the tattoos and the overall physique. And the happy trail. But the chest hair, beard, unkempt hair, and suspenders can go.

Will assembling IKEA furniture suffice as a substitute for whittling?

Do you happen to grab a PBR or Moose Drool?

No, MY IMAGINARY FRIEND CAN BEAT UP YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND.

I mean...at least that happens during/after sex. So, does that mean you're going to have sex with me?

I'm not sure. I can't say exactly how much of it is gendered, because it seems like "kill yourself" and stuff like that is common in a lot of gaming and other online communities.

Something something CLIFF something something M'LADY something something ETHICS IN JOURNALISM!

Omg. THE EYES. They are so creepy!

Also,

I wonder if hemlock would make a delicious milkshake.

Hardwick is like NerdJesus. He is a successful nerd and everyone wants to be like him. In addition to him just being a male.

...the red light district is not the place for marriage counseling.

Can strong dislike be a substitute?

I don't know. I found her statements to be sexist and vile things that further negative stereotypes and double-standards. Men aren't supposed to have feelings, men are just supposed to care about eating and getting off.

But that satisfying sound of the vacuum sucking up all the floor stuff sounds soooooo good!

I found her comments awfully sexist. Surprisingly enough, you're right. I don't know anyone who is horny all. the. time. Not even myself.