Sorry, wasn’t it LeBron that forced a huge contract for Tristan Thompson for his energy and toughness? He should leave GMing to the GMs and worry about his on-the-court play and how he can make his teammates better.

I are just dreaming.

Los Angeles are going to need to throw a lot of money at thesetypes of stars. I bet New York are hoping to one day land a player of this magnitude. Houston are a fun team to watch but just imagine a top tier talent on the pitch. I are very excited.

First you fucked up the result of the Sixers-Warriors game and now this?!?

Alright stop me when this sounds crazy. How about we build a modern replica of a ship that was the famous for being one of the biggest maritime disasters ever, give it the same damn name, and then, get this, sail it to a port in the Middle East!

I would...as long as I am not required to wear a tuxedo every night to dinner.

Where was this hypocrite during the Hack-a-Pierce attempt?

Paul, pierced.

One a wintry night game against the Nuggets (December 27th) with the lower bowl about half full, our Season Ticket rep, brought my wife and I seats in the lower bowl. They were right next to Mrs. Williams and 3 of the Williams children. They were a delight to sit with during that game and we told them when we were…

My first thought was “Oh god been there when my nephew learned to throw a ball, but not on the Lebron strength scale.” Second was “I wish Bill Walton had been calling this game because I bet he would have some very interesting story about balls used as crotch weapons.”

Question of the day: Does anyone find whining to be attractive? Just curious.

“Tallywacker could shoot someone in the middle of the street and wouldn’t lose any recs. It’s incredible.”

DeMarcus Ware took Oher to the cleaners; thankfully Sandra Bullock picked him up a few hours later.

Looks like a madden glitch.

Dear Johnny, I meant to write you sooner but I’ve just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s living with you now, how far from home is she?
Look, I’m really flattered you came by the stadium like that,
And here’s an autograph for you, it’s on the front of the Dallas cap
I’m sorry I didn’t see you week 16, I musta missed you
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