Any place that has their own way of using language, their own unique vocabulary, especially replacing strongly negative words with softer sounding euphemisms, is generally a place to stay away from.

I applied for a part-time job there to keep me afloat during grad school. I don’t know if the application is the same everywhere, but the Canadian one is BANANAS. Like, I don’t fucking know “what song best describes my life”, lululemon, and if I did, I wouldn’t tell you.

i am super surprised by how many people thought it was legit.

guys the hair is fake. bobby you are genius.

Yo mamma makes up stories.

Its entire culture is so boring to me. Getting high itself is just cotton mouth and paranoia. I understand that its SUPER AWESOME MAN to a lot of people, but I would rather just get drunk.

That’s borderline child abuse. I’d be fucking furious if my kid was forced to see that.

Controversial opinion: weed isn’t nearly as interesting as people think it is.

I think you’re right. There’s nothing “cool” about smoking garfong when you can buy it from a vending machine in the men’s room of the Tallahasee greyhound station.

That’s just it. I was a little kid in the 70s. My mom went back to college and hung out with all the hippie-types who were constantly blazing one up — which made me think weed was a lame thing that adults do. I didn’t even bother trying it until I was 18, and never really got the hype. I’m sure that’s what’s happening…

Legalization and making it less taboo combined with no new Harold & Kumar movies can really fuck up a preadolescent’s rebellion curve.

If it wasn’t so much effort and so expensive I’d totally advocate for some sort of mass spite-abortion protest.

The secret ingredient is love stem cells liberal villainy

Never. Seriously, never. People love them too much because it feeds their need for the instant gratification of going “SEEEE SEEEEE I TOLD YOU!!!!! NYAH NYAH NYAH!!!”

... “WHEN IS ‘NEVER,’ ALEX?”

Private doctor performing the procedure in a hotel room in the Caymans

No, it would be a private doctor’s office, not a PP.

when will we, as americans, learn to stop trusting poorly made “GOTCHA” videos

Well how the hell else are they supposed to pay for shit when we’re taking all their government funding away?

Over/under on when we find out that Bobby Jindal has taken a daughter/niece/girlfriend to PP to get an abortion. Like every other right wing hypocrite tends to do when it impacts them personally.