Seems about right to us.

Why wouldn’t they? Pussies are hard working.

My dog concurs. He loves cats. They jump on him, swipe their paws at him, hiss at him, he can’t get enough. When they extend the voting franchise to canines (and surely that day will come soon enough) he’ll be pulling/pawing the lever for McCubbins.

A cat would just repeatedly hit the red button in a conscious attempt at annihilating humanity.

So we just change it to a button shaped like a vegetable. We have to be willing to accommodate the personal beliefs and practices of our citizenry in our elections and our public offices.

Of course Jezebel endorses pussy.

It’s difficult. I think all parties accept selfish assholes. Republicans just seem way more interested in who other people fuck and how they deal with reproductive health than the others.

Libertarians, maybe. They loathe change and are xenophobic little furry assholes, but they could give two shits about what people do unless those things are directly related to either providing them them with food, entertainment or comfort or interfering with those things.

I’m a dog person but not for president. A dog would repeatedly hit the red button hoping for treats.

MISANDRY AND SPECIESISM. I WON’T STAND FOR IT.

I think it’s pretty clear that all Cats are Republicans or, at least, Libertarians.

This is my cat Dash. I’d like to nominate him for Vice President. He’ll help get this country on the right path.

But cats are independent, rise up by their bootstraps types while dogs are commie hippies.

I thought it was the Repurrblicans

I mean, chasing a laser is less maliciously evil than what any Republican would get up to, yeah.

Americans United For the Election of Limberbutt.

A.U.F.E.L.

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Limberbutt McCubbins: He’s not the President we need, he’s the President we deserve.