No. I’m saying that you and people like you are going to be the death of other people because of your deliberate, objectivist, special snowflake ignorance. Pray tell what else did “your people” do in your imaginary narrative? Paint the walls of the Chauvet Cave? Build Stonehenge? Write the Book of Kells?

Yes, I definitively know it, because I’ve spent most of my life studying this subject. And my degree isn’t in Revisionist History from Upstairs from the 7-11 Slurpee Machine University. I don’t have to have been there, the same way I don’t have to have been in the cluster of neutrons that blew up into the sun, on the…

Bulbasaur IS the best starter, and you madam, are my new best friend.

the best use of rear projection, ever:

Yes. It is garbage. Everyone’s clothes and accessories are fabulous though. Instead of a movie they should have just made a catalogue.

omg those earrings

Sorry, but I am back for another rant. Gertrude Bell really did live an extraordinary life, from being a record breaking mountaineer, to her work with the different tribes in the area. And my gods, she did it all with so much style!. Why could we not have had a decent biopic of her? Why does it have to resemble a made…

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Here’s another trailer if you can’t watch the video above.

I’m really interested to see if they explore the long term ramifications of wandering around the desert arbitrarily making borders and declaring people kings, but they probably won’t. The carving up of the former Ottoman Empire has had such an impact on the Middle East and beyond it would be a shame if they make the…

God really does have a “Hold Mine Beer And Watcheth This!” side, doesn’t He?

Because hyenas are fucking metal.

maybe there’s a story in the hyena Bible explaining it

Hyenas are fucking hardcore.

Gregory Peck *sigh* He can get a rise from my tubercle form.

For female hyenas, a lot happens through the clitoris—mating, urination, and even giving birth. Trying to put a penis inside a pseudopenis, or push a baby out a long, narrow clitoris, is unsurprisingly pretty challenging

My friend, I know who is getting a drunken declaration of love and a swaying hug and it is YOU

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I once spent like an hour reading about hyena clitorises and it is always my go-to interesting fact for when I am a little bit drunk. ‘DUDE, DID YOU KNOW ABOUT HYENA GENITALS’ is generally somewhere between ‘Gregory Peck was a stone-cold fox’ and ‘Bulbasaur is the best starter Pokémon, who wants to fight me’ on my…

GIVING BIRTH THROUGH CLIT. WHY EVOLUTION? WHY?