Ooh, fun. :)

Arranging a surrogate does not, in fact, require legal documents in most states (I don’t know about CA specifically), though I can’t imagine someone like Shepherd not having a contract. So, we’ll assume she has one.

HELLO, FELLOW LAWYER. Let’s discuss this infinitely interesting fact pattern!

She should have to pay for that kid for all 18 years of his or her life. Shepherd is a terrible person for even suggesting that she was “tricked.” Like, get the entire fuck out of here with that. Hiring a surrogate means you KNEW what was up. I don’t know ANY man (or woman) who wants to raise a kid by themselves to…

I studied assisted reproductive technologies in law school, and this is precisely the kind of scenario we discussed in our hypotheticals. There is literally no legal precedent for this case, anywhere. It’s completely uncharted territory. On the one hand, Shepherd’s position isn’t nuts: she has no genetic relation to…

Good. How does anyone get tricked into using a surrogate? This woman yells about not having a Bible provided to her by a hotel but won’t support the child she willingly agreed to raise? How “Christian”.

Wait so...they agreed to have a baby together via surrogate, got divorced while the surrogate was pregnant and now Sherri Shepherd is saying she doesn’t want the baby and she was tricked into it for child support?

It happens every day. However, the kid is often older and wasn’t carried by a surrogate.

All right, white men. I’m married to one of you, mother to another of you, and descended from an infinite number of you and I’m still officially done with you.

I don’t get it. I don’t understand the statement or the symbolism here? And why all the nude butts? So confused.

So, you chose to lay face-and-pants-down on a public bathroom floor, and we’re the ones who should feel ridiculed?

This is why conservative humor never, ever works: because it’s always something like this, where for the joke to land, you have to think the concept of someone having the capacity for guilt is hilarious.

And the floor is so visibly FILTHY. I wouldn’t lie down on a freshly bleached public restroom floor, let alone one that looked like that.

I really like how confused the dog seemed and he is giving the best “what the fuck are you doing human” expression.

Is the inference meant to be that we should apologize and re-erect the flag by planting one in their catflap?

I literally started gagging when I saw the bathroom floor one.

The dog is like “wtf is happening rn?”

I’m ok with this, as long it continues to bring me more photos of hot man-ass.

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