Parchment in a microwave is the closest i’ve used. Mainly for pizza though. Does a good job of not soggying it up

Doesnt exist - causing water molecules to spin and generate heat energy isn’t going to brown shit.

Not watching the video at work... Please please find a legitimate way to crisp/brown things for me! Basically something like the microwavable pot pie things but not disposable? Please?? :D

With a Stone Wave you can :)

In my experience (observed from families, friends, and coworkers), nobody ever utilizes the power setting. Imagine trying to cook everything in your oven at 500 degrees and only high on your stove top.

per the story, Teddy boy wasn’t even there it was Daddy Rafael that thought he was dissed. So the way to get up Teddy’s rump is to insult his greater-than-God dominionist homophobic father. I’m pretty sure Donald can use that to his advantage to tighten Teddy’s shorts before next debate.

That’s the thing that amazes me. My bf keeps telling me whatever terrible thing Cruz does right at every primary and I’m like “Okay, I believe you, but I am not hearing this ANYWHERE ELSE.” You’re literally the first person I’ve seen mention the Carson business other than right when it happened, and according to my bf…

Even that is an excuse for them. They don’t take the Bible literally. Even if you allow for the disconnect between most of Jesus’ message and the Old Testament, what they do is snatch pieces of scripture to justify their prejudices. That’s not dedication to the Bible, it’s hypocrisy.

Cruz ‘me too’ed Trump and proverbially sucked his dick until his poll numbers got out of the single digits.

These people aren’t just Bible believers, they’re Bible addicts. Suggesting that they not freak out about something Bible-related is like suggesting a junkie just take a couple weeks off his habit.

Trump is absolute proof that many Christians care more about being identified as such and far, far less about actually living out the principles the religion presents.

Sorry, but Jesus Christ, who cares?

This is a junior high level slap fight where both of them wind up getting shoved into lockers by some dude on the basketball team.

Preface this with the information this came from the era of minds that brought you the practices of drinking radiated patent medicines and gave kids cocaine-laced soda for tooth aches and shit.

How far has my womb wandered?

7. You’re definitely talking about wanting the right to vote, but not actually doing anything about it.

“Would you give this century-old vibrator a shot?”

general and localized sluttiness actually. you may be putting your household/neighborhood at risk

Yeah, I agree. Thanks. And I’d like to take this opportunity to say to all the people commenting “They got insulted and still stayed??” that there are lots of places in America where this is the norm. And if you don’t fake smile and stay, then you end up at home with Top Ramen.

I don’t know what it is about hibachi in particular but like 1 out of 4 times I go you get the chef that teases and probs to a degree that just almost crosses the line, and they think they’re just being entertaining. I’m not surprised to hear this at all.