ughhhh....that’s annoying as fuck. My sympathies...

I had to read The Feminine Mystique for a grad school class on women’s history, I borrowed / stole a copy from my then-girlfriend. It was the Georgia O’Keefe copy, full of my GF’s high school baby lesbian feminist angry marginalia about “the patriarchy.” I will cherish that copy forever, it feels like such an…

Yeah, the only friends he even pretends to respect are the one who went to law school (but is not a lawyer), and the one who is a doctor. He’s obviously better than them, but they’re closest to his incredibly high and aspirational level.

They are now divorced. The wife has moved abroad and the husband has lost his law license because of the conviction. So they get to screw her again because she will never be able to collect on the judgement. You wonder how horrible people like that find each other.

My friend is marrying a lawyer who is absolutely awful, and the worst part is he clearly thinks we are all the absolute dumbest people in the world because we are not also lawyers.

Yes. The wife was a Berkeley law grad, the husband (who was a partner at his firm) was a Stanford law alum.

He might be just a slow, dreamy, walker. My rather brilliant son was such as a kid. One morning when we were frantically trying to get him to school...late!...we found him at the sink running a comb through the soap. So now we call lollygagging, “Combing the soap.” He’s still a dreamer, but he’s quite a bit speedier…

He must be, otherwise wht would they be so touchy about it.

My mom used to teach middle school in a super-affluent district. She said she LOVED the actual teaching part of it but that the parents were so, so awful that she had to quit. She doesn’t like teaching college students nearly as much but is so happy that the parents can’t really get involved

His parents are.

So is the kid slow, then?

I loved teaching high schoolers so much you guys but so much of my energy was devoted to dealing with crazy parents and appeasing the uber-PTA crowd. When you’re that involved in your kids’ school life, you are taking teachers’ attention away from creative lesson planning and timely grading. Moreover, it’s not like…

Oh, he’s a sociopath. No question whatsoever. My brief encounter with him left chills down my spine. Something about how he smiled when he was there and screaming. Doesn’t it say something that nobody in the Senate endorses him? His own people! He’s terrifying. I can attest to that.

Not surprised in the least. The guy changes his accent when talking in front of Texas supporters, but then sounds like a Harvard graduate when he needs to. Nothing about him is authentic. I think he is a true sociopath. I don’t say that for a lot of candidates (who are just assholes or opportunists), but that guy…

I should also add that he is really short. He claims to be 5'8". Not even close.

I would never say that Ted Cruz killed a drifter after taking Herculean amounts of ketamine. It surely would be irresponsible to claim that a legendary amount of ketamine went into Ted Cruz, and it’d be similarly irresponsible to mention him bleeding out that homeless guy.

Well, I haven’t heard Ted Cruz say he didn’t shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Why is Ted Cruz refusing to address this rumor? What does he have to hide? #shotamaninreno-gate

What about the rumor that Ted Cruz shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die?

This is so silly. No one would ever buy this because Ted Cruz is a really likable guy!

Counterpoint: this is awesome