And screams their toddler heads off about the Constitution despite their belief in mandatory Christianity being unconstitutional...

No leader, especially a religious leader, should have the right to question another man’s religion or faith.

the pope continued, “unless those walls are around abortion clinics then build them high af and electrify ‘em”

That was SO telling! Notice that the woman has zero part in the story, zero choice, zero lines. And this is how men actually believe pregnancy works.....

I’ve already posted the hell out of this, but maybe one last time...

Yes, if he truly believes that story (I’m thinking it was him in tears at the thought of a child he didn’t want to support, not his ‘friend’) , then the woman involved (aka the Mother) would be a hero for not killing His baby, the apple of his eye. The credit goes to Her for choosing to have the child. Damn, what is…

She was pregnant and he didn’t really want the baby. And he was telling me the story. He was crying as he was telling me the story. He ends up having the baby and the baby is the apple of his eye. It’s the greatest thing that’s ever happened to him.

Ugh, yeah, like who gives a shit what this imaginary dude thought about his imaginary wife’s pregnancy? I don’t give a shit what real men think about abortion. Anna’s right; this sounds 200% made-up.

Yeah, he’s the only candidate not salivating at the thought of forcing 10 year rape victims to give birth, so I guess yay Trump on that one (the bar is pitifully low).

The real story is that a totally real friend of mine used my absolutely real time machine to go back in time to talk to Mr. Trump’s mother.

“My friend wanted his wife to get an abortion, but she didn’t and now my friend loves his baby.”

I agree with your last sentence, and isn’t that fucking crazy? Trump is the only Republican acknowledging that there will be fewer abortions if we fund organizations that can prevent unwanted pregnancies than there will be if we cut all funding for Planned Parenthood and just run from high school to high school…

“My friend has a kid and he really loves it, therefore abortion is wrong” is not a coherent argument. Even if you didn’t want the kid and would have preferred to abort, once you actually have the thing, it takes a pretty sick and damaged person to find a way to not love your own flesh and blood. You can love your kids…

Only Donald Trump would “evolve” on abortion based on the experience of a dude.

Yes, this. But how fun would it be if, given the way the Republicans like to get in their own way (like a snake eating its own tail), they discover that he was with a hooker, a dude, a donkey, whatever, and drop this paragon of conservative, family values and his legacy squarely in the mud.

He also wasn’t exactly known for being a health nut.

I love how a pillow on the head is apparently the equivalent of, like, a smashed window and muddy footprints, plus a bloody dagger thrown in the bushes. Have none of these people ever woken up with the pillow not exactly where it was the night before?

It is not like he was almost 80 or anything like that. He probably had a good 40 years left.