so...ONE lottery winner who DOESN’T live in our country selflessly gave all of their winnings away, and you think that’s...bad. you genuinely think that people are ALL selfless and that every winner from here on out will give 100% of their earnings to charity? you’re genuinely upset that charities received MORE from…

“I wear wacky socks with my work clothes to show I’m an individual, like Booth from Bones and those guys in Kappa house.”

He is ready to suck his teeth, he’s so damn disappointed in this bullshit.

Douchehawk

wait...you were mad that they chose to give it to charity?

Oh, dude, I definitely agree that they ought to face legal consequences. . .I’m just not happy about it because I know that the attention of a court case is just encouraging their behavior rather than “correcting” it, as our legal and correctional system is supposed to do. The best outcome is that they are found…

I won’t say how I know, but this boy is a messy bottom.

Again, why?? and how? There must have been a memo because they all got it.

At least 30 minutes. At LEAST.

How long do you all think he worked on his stupid hair?

Okay... that black cop on the left on his phone.. that face is how I would be looking at this fucker.

My friends call it the cockhawk. It looks like a tiny rooster’s comb and is only worn by bros who think it’s oh so flattering with a too-tight black suit and dress shirts in loud colors from Express. Why?

These are people who go out to commit crimes, record themselves doing it and seemingly figured that they wouldn’t go to jail (white (anti-choice) folks, SMDH). I think it still hasn’t set in for them. I can’t wait for their weeping moment when they're found guilty.

I just found a picture of David Daleiden on his class trip to washington DC.

Can some TV journalist with even a sliver of a molecule of a remaining soul *finally* call out the GOP who used this crap as a cowardly bludgeon to destroy funding for an affordable healthcare institution?

God, his hair is so douchey....my vag just dried out from the douche-ness. MY PH BALANCES ARE OFF PEOPLE!

Texas Justice working its magic!

Getting the legal system involved just increases their self-righteous martyr narrative, so I take little joy in their arrests.

It’s not my lottery ticket but if anyone just wants to give me $60,000,000 I promise to spend it on only the finest projects, like a movie starring Jennifer Lawrence as David O. Russell.