howlermonkey077
howlermonkey077
howlermonkey077

while simultaneously being immensely successful in several fields

I mostly like Kevin Smith, but it always brings me up short when I am reminded that he named his daughter after a formerly successful professional woman who lost her mind/abandoned her identity to devote her love to psychopath who hits her.

yep, I’m pretty sure just being Kevin Smith’s daughter she would have realized men suck. i mean besides the way women are treated in his films, Kevin is the saddest excuse for a man ever, he basically spend the last 10 years smoking weed and watching movies and reading comic books*

Bad Dad, BAD DAD!

...He named her Harley Quinn.

Meh I do weekend juice ‘cleanses’ (fasts) maybe 3 times a year and they help me to clear my mind and calm me down. I’ll do some extra hot yoga or steam room sessions these days and by Monday, I feel less groggy. I think it’s actually good to give your stomach a break every once a while and people have such extremist

I made a soup today out of leeks, mince, potatoes and lots of cream cheese with a dash of chilli flakes. I cannot wait to see how it cleanses and detoxes my body! Finally I will get rid of all those pesky toxins thanks to the cleansing properties of low quality meat and dairy, whoo hoo!

So like I’d totally eat hot ham water.

I would totally do a soup only diet if my family wouldn’t revolt over it - but only because I freaking love soup.

He just borrowed it from David Byrne because he spilled chili on his tie at lunch.

By the by, couldn't Ted Cruz get a better fitting coat? I want to straighten his sleeves.

So they goofed on Obama for his alleged “mom jeans” and his tan suit (that he looked great in), yet Ted’s porno-theater style filthy raincoat warrants nary a quip?

Or he’s trying to make himself look bigger to more imposing predators.

FTR my theory is that his armpits chafe.

Grizzly Adams did not have a spare tampon.

Alternately, alternately we can attract people into our armed services via solid wages and comprehensive post-service benefits.

This is precisely why women can’t be SEALs. Their periods put the whole team at risk for a shark attack!

They're going to attract bears!

alternatively, get rid of selective service altogether. If a real emergency comes up, people will volunteer, and if not, there are places for those records anyway, such as the DMV.

As a woman, it is hard to argue for equality without agreeing that women should have to register. So bring it on. Give us the same rights and requirements as men.