The thing is, the women identify with being bumped by the male shark. If that wasn’t happening ALL THE TIME there would be no discussion of it here. So maybe there is a chance fo rsome introspection. Why has this incident of a female shark being fed up with being bumped, resonated with so many people? Maybe it’s some…

Oh, I’m not remotely suggesting that it wasn’t a shitty article. It absolutely was, and it should never have been published. (Though if Jez was doing apologies for shitty articles that do a disservice to the site, it wouldn’t be first on my list of suggestions. The post about how Roman Polanski’s 13-year-old victim…

I appreciate you sharing your thoughts.

Honestly, I found that article extremely disturbing. I would call every single incident described in that article an assault. The tone definitely mocks the victims of those assaults and heavily downplays the significance and inappropriateness of intimate partner violence perpetuated by women. It really does not matter…

No, Jezebel had an article called “Have you ever beat up a boyfriend? ‘Cause, uh, we have.” Way back in 2007. I think the article was a terrible idea for multiple reasons, but it didn’t mock victims of domestic violence.

I love you you are my new favourite being on this planet

Women-focused website makes a joke about one shark eating another? MISANDRY! OPPRESSION! CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER!

ugh prepare to be forwarded this story by MRAs on twitter

Not everyone is naturally a perfect hammerhead shape.

oh oh oh I have an awesome one I found the other day and this seems the perfect article to share it on! *rummages around in work computer files*

Teach me your ways. I’ll bring the wine.

MISANDRY!

Clearly, the original intent of the founders was the right for sharks to bear arms. Or for sharks to have bear arms? I don’t know; I’m not a Constitutional scholar.

You know, it's really hard just being a shark without all these unrealistic expectations weighing down on me because of how sharks are portrayed in the media. Sometimes I can't deal. Hence, why I ate this dick who couldn't watch where he was swimming.

HIGH-FIVE

As long as she’s not throwing up to maintain her girlish shark figure.

I abhor murder. But if another animal is annoying the living crap out of you and your country doesn’t let you, a shark, have a gun - by all means, eat that animal.

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me