Trump would bring back Robert E Lee from the dead only to defraud him if he could.

Nevermind that. From the Atlantic's Robinson Meyer:

As the son of a holocaust survivor, I have no tolerance for #racism. Just because I sing the Horst Wessel in the shower doesn't make me a racist.

The Onion Knight has a lot of explaining to do.

Pence's "mother" schtick reminds me of Norman Bates, so he has that going for him.

How is it that somehow so unhinged and god awful can also manage to be the most boring person in all of history.

I got a Postman Pat notification for this?

Freedom fried.

Thanks to Obamacare, bigots, war hawks, Randians, kleptocrats, etc. can quit the GOP and strike out on their own as Independents(TM).

Some might say the women are the true abusers. Why must they keep hitting these men?

A Professional Lobby would have gotten away with it.

35th! A nice, dull number.

NiceGuy Spicer: Hey media, I like you more than cinnamon gum. I wanna marry you and treat you right.

Fake it til you make it. Then keep faking it after that.

"I might be misinformed on some issues, but I'm also really misinformed on other issues."

It's be great if the next state leader to get handshake-jerked just launches themself at Trump.

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apian eusociality === cultural hegemony

There is no such thing as ethical consumption of honey under monarchy.

HOLD THE DOOR. DON'T LET ANY FANS IN.