How did Dev afford his apartment and eating-out habit before his cupcake gig? Also, iirc Dev won or was given the helicopter tickets.

Nobody does. Especially not Bubbles Wrap.

Why are we talking about him as though his songs weren't all written by committees of producers?

You know that's right.

Yung Pope

Good boy, Internet!

Jon Batiste and the Stay Human are actually extra-terrestrial beings Colbert paid to came to Earth and hack the DNC.

The Aristocrats

Hitler never normalized him!

Try this dress on for smize.

"You're already doing it with the chicken." Kevin, was this interview cut up to maximize innuendo?

I no longer can predict which AV Club articles will have a comment section. It's a real crapshoot. Thanks for gamifying my experience!

BACK OFF MAGIC BULLET!

"I have very strong forearms." Very smooth, Kevin Pang.

Same. Sigh.

…on the back of the Giant Star Turtle

Edgy (just like the Earth, which is flat and therefore has edges that people can fall off of).

I have many reservations about this.

She gets a pass from me for "12 Angry Men Inside Amy Schumer."

Well done, Trump!